{"product_id":"eirsignal-led-gesture-lamp","title":"EirSignal™ — Say It Without Yelling","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.1rem; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e14-expression LED gesture light\u003c\/strong\u003e that turns road rage into road comedy. Sticks to your rear window in 60 seconds. Wireless remote. \u003cstrong\u003eUSB or AA powered.\u003c\/strong\u003e Free worldwide shipping. 90-day money-back. Real humans answer the emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWe've All Been There.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone cuts you off. Tailgates you for 5 miles. Brake-checks you for no reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou yell. You honk. You mutter under your breath.\u003cbr\u003eBut they can't hear you. They can't see you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUntil now.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOn Your Car in 60 Seconds\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSTICK IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePeel the 3M strip, press EirSignal™ onto the inside of your rear windshield. No tools. No drilling. No wiring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePOWER IT — TWO WAYS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔋 Three AA batteries (you supply) → 3-4 months runtime, set-and-forget.\u003cbr\u003e🔌 OR plug in a 5V USB cable → permanent power, never swap a battery again.\u003cbr\u003eUse whichever fits your car setup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEXPRESS YOURSELF\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTap one of the 14 buttons on the wireless remote. The 302-LED display behind you tells the world exactly how you feel — instantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e14 Ways To Communicate. One Remote.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery driver-to-driver message you'll ever need — covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🟧 4 Emoticons (face expressions)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😊 \u003cstrong\u003eSmile\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Thanks for letting me in\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😡 \u003cstrong\u003eAngry\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Watch where you're going\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😢 \u003cstrong\u003eSad\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Bad day too?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😜 \u003cstrong\u003eNaughty Face\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Nice try, buddy\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🟨 4 Hand Gestures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👍 \u003cstrong\u003eThumbs-Up\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Appreciate it\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖕 \u003cstrong\u003eThe One Finger\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"You know what you did\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✋ \u003cstrong\u003ePause \/ Stop\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Slow down\" \/ \"Back off\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🤟 \u003cstrong\u003eLove-You Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e — \"Have a good one\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🟩 4 Combinations (2-step animations)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmile → Thumbs-Up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAngry → The One Finger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSad → Pause\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNaughty → Love-You\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔁 2 Cycle Modes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuto-cycle through all expressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuto-cycle through all gestures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 1rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotal: 14 patterns\u003c\/strong\u003e — instant access on a wireless remote that fits in your cup holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Drivers Choose EirSignal™\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003e90-Day Money-Back\u003c\/strong\u003e — Don't love it? We pay return shipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003e2-Year Warranty\u003c\/strong\u003e — LED dies, remote breaks, we replace it free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Worldwide Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e — Avg 7-10 days to US. Tracked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📧 \u003cstrong\u003eReal Human Support\u003c\/strong\u003e — Email us, reply within 12 hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrom the Founders of eircore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe started eircore in 2025 — small team, big obsession with making driving less stressful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur early products were about safety. \u003cstrong\u003eEirSignal is different.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's not about safety — it's about sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause yelling at other drivers gets you nowhere. Honking just makes you another part of the noise. But pressing one button on a remote and flashing exactly how you feel? That's catharsis on demand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery order comes with our real email — \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@eircore.com\"\u003esupport@eircore.com\u003c\/a\u003e. Reply to any of our emails and a human (probably one of us) writes back within 12 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— The eircore Team, est. 2025\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEirSignal vs The Alternatives\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 1rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: left; border-bottom: 2px solid #ddd;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center; border-bottom: 2px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEirSignal™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center; border-bottom: 2px solid #ddd;\"\u003eRandom Amazon Light\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center; border-bottom: 2px solid #ddd;\"\u003eYelling Out The Window\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; 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text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e✅\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eBot only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem;\"\u003eDoesn't make you look insane\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center;\"\u003e✅\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center;\"\u003eMaybe\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0.5rem; text-align: center;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this damage my windshield?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The 3M adhesive removes cleanly with no residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this legal?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. EirSignal displays expressions, not text — no different from a bumper sticker. Amber, non-flashing LEDs comply with traffic codes in most US states. (Check local laws if you live somewhere strict.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping really take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHonest answer: 7-10 business days to the US on average. We ship from our overseas fulfillment partner within 24 hours of order. Tracking link emailed when it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if it doesn't work or I don't like it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e90-day money-back. We pay the return shipping label. Email us, we send a label, you ship it back, we refund 100%. No restocking fees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long do batteries last?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3 AA batteries last \u003cstrong\u003e3-4 months\u003c\/strong\u003e with normal daily use. Lithium AAs last longer in cold weather (we recommend Energizer Ultimate).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWait, do I HAVE to use AA batteries?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. EirSignal also has a 5V USB charging port on the back. Plug in a standard USB-A cable for permanent power — no battery swaps ever. Use whichever works for your car setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre batteries \/ USB cable included?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCurrently no — international shipping rules make batteries expensive to include, and any spare phone cable from your USB-A days will work. A 4-pack of AA at any drugstore is under $5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it weatherproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe unit is rated rain, snow, heat, and wind resistant (ABS plastic + sealed). But it's designed for INDOOR mounting (inside the rear window), so weather barely touches it anyway. Operating temp -10°F to 140°F.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many LEDs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e302 LED beads, rated for 50,000 hours of use. Bright enough for midday sun, not blinding at night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the remote interfere with my key fob?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. EirSignal uses 433MHz, separate from automotive RF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I customize the combos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 4 combo buttons are pre-programmed (Smile→Thumbs-up, Angry→One-Finger, Sad→Pause, Naughty→Love-You). With 4 emoticons + 4 gestures + 4 combos + 2 cycle modes, you've got 14 patterns covering most real driving situations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it work for trucks \/ SUVs \/ vans \/ off-road?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — universal compatibility. Cars, SUVs, trucks, off-road vehicles. Even works on ships, forklifts, snowmobiles if that's your life. Any vehicle with a flat-ish rear window? It works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I contact you if there's a problem?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@eircore.com\"\u003esupport@eircore.com\u003c\/a\u003e — a real person reads it and replies within 12 hours, including weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff3e0; padding: 1.5rem; border-radius: 8px; margin-top: 1.5rem;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin-top: 0;\"\u003e🛡️ THE EIRCORE PROMISE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf EirSignal doesn't work for you in the first 30 days,\u003cbr\u003ewe'll refund every penny — and we'll pay the return shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo questions. No restocking fees. No fine print.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf something breaks within 2 years, we'll replace it free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:support@eircore.com\"\u003esupport@eircore.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.85rem; color: #666; margin-top: 1.5rem;\"\u003eAll prices include applicable taxes. 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